OT: Mainframe programmer auction!

I read the following post from the IBM Mainframe group which is really
funny. It is regarding auction of mainframe programmer on EBAY!
Currently the ebay link does not seem to be working. If anybody
interested in this thread, go to:

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href="http://groups.google.co.in/group/bit.listserv.ibm-main/browse_thread/t
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Rare Mainframe programmer in near mint condition!!!
A rare find in the IT world!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Mainframe-...t-condition_W0Q

 QitemZ7217211023QQcategoryZ184QQrdZ1QQcm
dZViewItem

Take advantage of this rare opportunity to purchase a VINTAGE antique
mainframe programmer, a value at $150/hour!

The REAL thing - he knows mainframe!   With over twenty years of legacy

software experience, this is a genuine programmer being offered, NOT an

imitation (aka - point and click baby).

You are bidding on a technology icon,  capable of generating true
legacy
code in the following languages (Cobol, CICS, DB2, IMS, IDMS, JCL, IBM
Utilities) and much more. Please bid with confidence and good luck in
acquiring this rare and valuable find.

Discounts are available with long term contracts. Bigger discounts for
warm climates. Really big discount if there is Geritol in the vending
machine.

Disclaimer: I reserve the right to end this auction early.
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PradeepR

Bidding ended - no bids, and he has COBOL spelled as Cobol.  For shame,
for shame, for shame.

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