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"Ronny Ong" <ronnyong@killspam-bigfoot.com> wrote in message
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> "Jupiter Jones [MVP]" <jones_jupiter@hotnomail.com> wrote in message
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> (Redmond, WA) In a stunning acknowledgement of Kevin John Panzke's power
> and influence, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates announced he will step down
> as Chief Software Architect. "I regret we failed to meet Kevin's
> expectations, " Gates explained, "but I am stepping aside so that others
> may have the chance to do better." Industry analysts are watching
> carefully to see how Ray Ozzie will satisfy Panzke.
> Some speculate that Microsoft is already in the process of running a
> fiber optic link from the Windows Vista Build Lab directly to Panzke's
> computer. A Microsoft spokesperson who declined to be identified said,
> "Fiber optic? I hadn't hear that one, but we are definitely looking at
> relocating the entire Build Team to Algonquin, Illinois so that we can put
> fresh builds into Kevin's hands while the media is still warm from the
> burner."
> John Schmitt, President of the Algonquin Village Board, eagerly
> anticipated the software maker's expansion into his small community
> northwest of Chicago. "Certainly we would like to see economic growth in
> the area, but most importantly we believe Kevin Panzke should have
> immediate and full access to every Windows Vista build from now until
> release. Actually, we have our fingers crossed for Microsoft to stay well
> after release, so that Kevin can get first dibs on Service Pack 1 builds.
> Our police department stands ready to escort any Microsoft deliveries to
> Kevin, any time of the day or night."
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