| tweetie 2005-06-01, 4:00 pm |
| adding a few groups
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
> discretion if:
>
> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
> candidate might be *you*.
>
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>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Azure
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels
> neither of the above
>
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)
>
> SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Bradley L Jesness
> Charles D Bohne
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> none of the above
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr David Tholen
>
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
>
> Linda Gore
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> neither of the above
>
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
>
> David V.
> jet
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> non of the above
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Bradley L Jesness
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Louis Turi
> SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae
> none of the above
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Eddie @ codingirc.net
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Brad Guth
>
>
> BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Donald L Ferrt, alias Aozotorp
> jet
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> Will Dockery
> none of the above
>
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>
> Bob Crantz
> Bradley L Jesness
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> Vito Kuhn
>
>
> MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann & Ray Murphy
> Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J
>
>
> KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)
>
> Pete Stapleton
> Vito Kuhn
>
>
> KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)
>
> Jay Stevens, alias Jai Marahaj
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>
> Aratzio & Peter J Ross
> Michael Cook
> neither of the above
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr Dan Rogers
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> John Henry
>
>
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