| Alistair 2007-03-17, 6:55 pm |
| On 17 Mar, 17:29, docdw...@panix.com () wrote:
> In article <1174138175.015526.30...@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
>
> Alistair <alist...@ld50macca.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
>
> 'Your resume says that you have IBM mainframe batch processing experience
> for the past (n) decades... but I don't see much about JCL.'
>
> 'Your resume says that you have IBM VSAM KSDS experience... are you
> familiar with IDCAMS?'
>
> 'Your resumes says that you're a certified Oracle DBA... the only database
> experience I see is all this DB2 application stuff, starting in 1987 or
> so, do you think you can manage with Oracle?'
>
> These are all statements I've heard from pimps, more times than would be
> interesting to recall.
>
> DD
I've had the one about "Adabas/Natural, where does it say on your cv
that you've worked with Adabas/Natural?" Er - how about the first job
at the top of the page?
"It's a while since you last used Cobol [in a commercial application].
Are you sure that you can still hack it?"
Pimps are just tarts whose legs no longer look good in tights.
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