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Re: OT: Ridin' tall on the Santiago Canyon Road (was Re: What could J4 (or WG4) do)

Holly

2006-06-17, 7:55 am

IMO, Soccer players are better looking than American football players.

At least the Italian ones are - good lord! I'm totally ready for the
world cup.
And our American team isn't too shabby. 2002 they made it to the
quarterfinals,
and I hope they've become even better!
I don't know why there is this type of perception in the US. Soccer,
or "football" as the
rest of the world calls it, is pretty fun to watch. I've been to
several games in the UK
and it is so much more fun than going to an American football game.
More action,
chanting, cursing fans, hot guys running around, what's a girl not to
like?

But that was funny anyway.

Go USA! And England too!

SkippyPB wrote:
> On Thu, 8 Jun 2006 09:14:12 +1200, "Pete Dashwood"
> <dashwood@enternet.co.nz> enlightened us:
>
>
>
> Anyone who is over the age of N'Sync know that the French are a
> mongrel race that never should have survived the plagues, Middle Ages,
> or the Germans. Just look at old King Louis XIV. He represents what
> the French themselves call the "high point" of their "culture". And
> what is he? A dude in drag wearing silk undies and high heel shoes and
> a wig.
>
> Here are ten reasons to hate the French:
>
> 1. Girard Depardeu.
> America gave them Jerry Lewis and they gave us Depardeu.
>
> 2. Marcel Marceau.
> The English invent rugby, the Scots have the highland games, America
> invents football, the Afghans play polo with a baby goat's head. And
> the French give us guys in tight white pants pretending to put their
> hands on invisible glass.
>
> 3. Pastry. Think about world cuisine. Asians eat dog and monkey
> brain. People of Celtic origin eat blood pudding and sheep entrails.
> Germans gave us hotdogs. And the French? Pink pastry made from "puff"
> dough. What, are they afraid they'll hurt their delicate little French
> tongues chewing bacon or sausage?
>
> 4. Wine, Wine Coolers, Wine-in-a-Box. Sticking with the international
> comparison theme...The Scots and Irish invent whiskey. The Germans and
> English give us ale that will grow hair on your toes. America invents
> crank and crack. And France's contribution to the the world panoply of
> sedation? Wine

ers.
>
> 5. Soccer. Only slightly less gay than mimery, the French have given
> the world soccer. What kind of a gay sport is this? Guys in little
> white shorts and spandex gloves with no fingers running around a field
> together like a pack of homo-geese. Is it a coincidence that the most
> popular "sport" at the special olympics is soccer? In a recently
> declassified CIA document the government has revealed that soccer,
> like Girard Depardieu, is a French attempt to subvert American
> manhood. Don't let it happen. Keep your kids from playing this fairy
> sport, unless they are girls or retarded.
>
> 6. The French Language. I swear the REAL translation of virtually
> every French phrase is "I'm a soccer-playing, pastry-eating mime!" The
> real reason the Germans keep invading France is that they are sick of
> hearing men whine in this dialect like drunken drooling babies.
>
> 7. Berets. Where to even begin with this one? Of all the things you
> can put on your head ~ a stocking cap, a baseball hat, a cowboy hat, a
> coonskin cap ~ why in the world would you want to wear a beret?
> Because your FRENCH, that's why!
>
> 8. Eurotrash. Europe used to be the domain of proud warriors. Manly
> men who hunted, logged, invaded and killed one another for sport. Now,
> Europe is run over by Eurofags and Eurotrash like this. The whole
> continent is disco dancing, doing coke, and wearing pleated pants and
> silk shirts. Can you even imagine if the Huns, Mongols or Vikings were
> to invade today? This is the main reason the countries of the British
> Isles want nothing to do with the European Union.
>
> 9. Olympic Opening Ceremonies. Once, the Olympics were a gathering of
> men to perform manly sport, like weight lifting, running, javelin
> throwing, etc. Now, thanks to the French, it's a gathering of doped-up
> "athletes" and bribed judges doing ice dancing and that thing where
> the guy in tights runs around with a stick and a ribbon tied to it.
> Nothing better symbolizes this French faggotization of the Olympics
> than the opening ceremonies, where guys in spandex dressed like
> squirrels do "interpretive" group dances symbolizing pastry or mimery.
>
> 10. Chicks with Pit Hair. During the height of what they called
> "French culture" their kings and nobles wore silk panties, wigs, and
> high heels, Today their men wear silk panties, berets, eat pink pastry
> and mime. So I guess we shouldn't be TOO surprised that their women
> don't shave their pits.
>
> Note: This list (which must have been put together by someone who is
> a secret homophobic) was culled from an old website that has long ago
> bitten the old cyber dust. The author was credited as Link Hoggthrob.
> Whatever, I found it pretty funny and wanted to share since it seemed
> apposite.
>
> Regards,
>
> ////
> (o o)
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>
>
> WOODY: "How's life treating you, Mr. Peterson?"
> NORM: "Like I ran over its dog."
> From the US TV show, Cheers.
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> Steve

2006-06-17, 7:55 am

In article <1149858749.018658.193200@y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
Alistair <alistair@ld50macca.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Holly wrote:
>
>You must like men with moussed up hair and perms. The England team are
>taking bucket loads of mousse with them to Germany. I don't think that
>they'll be too accurate with their headers.

Even worse... imagine:

'And it goes over to Featherincap... he sends it over to Boylesafester, up
it goes... a soaring, easy lob to Knackersmate, who heads it... oh my, the
ball seems to be glued to Knackersmate's hair... the referee approaches...
looks to be a rather sticky call...'

DD

Pete Dashwood

2006-06-17, 7:55 am

<docdwarf@panix.com> wrote in message news:e6bsgv$grk$1@reader2.panix.com...
> In article <1149858749.018658.193200@y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> Alistair <alistair@ld50macca.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> Even worse... imagine:
>
> 'And it goes over to Featherincap... he sends it over to Boylesafester, up
> it goes... a soaring, easy lob to Knackersmate, who heads it... oh my, the
> ball seems to be glued to Knackersmate's hair... the referee approaches...
> looks to be a rather sticky call...'
>
LOL!

Pete
> DD

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