Cobol - Re: OT Humor - "You might be an <IBM> mainframer if... :-) V3.8"

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Re: OT Humor - "You might be an <IBM> mainframer if... :-) V3.8"

epc8@juno.com

2005-08-11, 3:59 am

Re: Humor from the IBM-MAIN list.

Thanks for the excellent laugh! Since I'm feeling nostalgic, here it
goes:

You've forgotten to output a blank as the first character on each line
from your FORTRAN program and you end up with a print-out several
inches thick by mistake. (multiple times.....)

You've actually used the term "zone punch" to explain something.

You don't think of "Microsoft Transaction Server" when someone mentions
"MTS".

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