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| Frank G. 2004-04-04, 6:30 pm |
| logon to COMPUTERWEBDOCTORS.COM FOR ALL YOUR PROGRAMMING HOMEWORK HELP
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| Last Boy Scout 2004-04-04, 9:30 pm |
| Why cant you just form a study group and talk to your friends at
school to study better programming techniques. Has taking notes and
studying your manual not helped you at all?
I emphasize with students that get lousy instructors, and stupid
manuals that were pooly selected and even more poorly written. To
learn to program you have to just do it. Take it one step at a time
and get one part of a program to work before doing the next part.
Trying to write an entire program at once is not a good idea, it just
means more things can go wrong and it makes it harder to figure out.
Split the problem up into smaller pieces.
Even at a help site they expect you to show them some code to show you
are actually tring to figure it out.
On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 21:49:39 GMT, "Frank G." <frank@global-ice.com>
wrote:
>logon to COMPUTERWEBDOCTORS.COM FOR ALL YOUR PROGRAMMING HOMEWORK HELP
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| Jerry Avins 2004-04-08, 2:30 pm |
| Last Boy Scout wrote:
> Why cant you just form a study group and talk to your friends at
> school to study better programming techniques. Has taking notes and
> studying your manual not helped you at all?
>
> I emphasize with students that get lousy instructors, and stupid
> manuals that were pooly selected and even more poorly written. To
> learn to program you have to just do it. Take it one step at a time
> and get one part of a program to work before doing the next part.
> Trying to write an entire program at once is not a good idea, it just
> means more things can go wrong and it makes it harder to figure out.
>
> Split the problem up into smaller pieces.
>
> Even at a help site they expect you to show them some code to show you
> are actually tring to figure it out.
>
It's not a help site, it's a homework-for-hire site. Am abstract:
Welcome! We know how it is, we were there once too. You are
perfectly capable of doing a programming assignment, but the
lifestyle you live prevents you from being able to complete
your programming assignments on time. This is where we come in.
We'll complete your entire programming assignment, no matter
how small or how big, on time for a small fee. We also know
that you can get in trouble nowadays if your assignment even
slightly resembles someone else's. Have no fear! When you use
our service, we guarantee that your assignment will be completed
and will be original. No two assignments that we program are the
same. Also your code will be fully commented to explain what is
happening on each line of code. So go ahead, fill out the form
below or call us at 516-312-0112.
Another:
You will get a response within 2 hours of submission with your
project date and fee, if you accept this, we will go ahead and
get started on your project. THANKS!
If you call the phone number, you'll probably talk to Frank G. I hope he
finds work soon.
Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
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| docdwarf@panix.com 2004-04-08, 4:30 pm |
| In article <40759033$0$1662$61fed72c@news.rcn.com>,
Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
[snip]
>It's not a help site, it's a homework-for-hire site.
May all your investment portfolios be handled by programs written by
students who were hired because they passed courses using your site.
DD
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| Richard Maine 2004-04-08, 4:30 pm |
| docdwarf@panix.com writes:
> In article <40759033$0$1662$61fed72c@news.rcn.com>,
> Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
>
> May all your investment portfolios be handled by programs written by
> students who were hired because they passed courses using your site.
And may all the airplanes you fly in be controlled by...um...no...I
might end up in some of the same airplanes. :-(
(Directed at the OP, of course, not at Jerry, who was just explaining
the nature of the site.)
--
Richard Maine | Good judgment comes from experience;
email: my first.last at org.domain | experience comes from bad judgment.
org: nasa, domain: gov | -- Mark Twain
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| docdwarf@panix.com 2004-04-08, 5:30 pm |
| In article <m1n05ms12u.fsf@macfortran.local>,
Richard Maine <nospam@see.signature> wrote:
>docdwarf@panix.com writes:
>
>
>And may all the airplanes you fly in be controlled by...um...no...I
>might end up in some of the same airplanes. :-(
In... or on the ground 'neath the paths they attempt to traverse.
(Next w ... a homework-for-hire site for aspiring surgeons. Anyone for
a vasectomy?)
DD
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| Gnarlodious 2004-04-08, 5:30 pm |
| Entity Jerry Avins spoke thus:
> Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
I thought art was the art of making what you want from things you can get
and engineering was the art of making what you want from things you can
make.
Hmmm...
-- Gnarlie
http://www.PowerMops.com/
PowerMops: Forth Programming Language for Macintosh
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| Linda Scheimann 2004-04-08, 9:30 pm |
| I guess I'd say engineering can be complex, especially if nursing is
combined at 3:30 in the afternoon with theology, the city, you, I, Thou, and
all those complicated Mustang colours. Sorry to be so abstract, but
folkfests can be that way. Summer of 67 was a real XXXXX also.
Linda
"Jerry Avins" <jya@ieee.org> wrote in message
news:40759033$0$1662$61fed72c@news.rcn.com...
> Last Boy Scout wrote:
>
>
> It's not a help site, it's a homework-for-hire site. Am abstract:
>
> Welcome! We know how it is, we were there once too. You are
> perfectly capable of doing a programming assignment, but the
> lifestyle you live prevents you from being able to complete
> your programming assignments on time. This is where we come in.
> We'll complete your entire programming assignment, no matter
> how small or how big, on time for a small fee. We also know
> that you can get in trouble nowadays if your assignment even
> slightly resembles someone else's. Have no fear! When you use
> our service, we guarantee that your assignment will be completed
> and will be original. No two assignments that we program are the
> same. Also your code will be fully commented to explain what is
> happening on each line of code. So go ahead, fill out the form
> below or call us at 516-312-0112.
>
> Another:
>
> You will get a response within 2 hours of submission with your
> project date and fee, if you accept this, we will go ahead and
> get started on your project. THANKS!
>
> If you call the phone number, you'll probably talk to Frank G. I hope he
> finds work soon.
>
> Jerry
> --
> Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
> ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
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>
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| Linda Scheimann 2004-04-09, 6:30 pm |
| careful-------webwork can lead to distance scammfoott?
"Frank G." <frank@global-ice.com> wrote in message
news:Tp%bc.23679$dp2.6885223@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> logon to COMPUTERWEBDOCTORS.COM FOR ALL YOUR PROGRAMMING HOMEWORK HELP
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| Alistair Maclean 2004-04-12, 3:30 pm |
| In message <c54b7s$ouk$1@panix5.panix.com>, docdwarf@panix.com writes
>In article <m1n05ms12u.fsf@macfortran.local>,
>(Next w... a homework-for-hire site for aspiring surgeons. Anyone for
>a vasectomy?)
>
>DD
>
I have a dissection kit which I am willing to loan out to anyone who
wants to do a DIY vasectomy.
--
Alistair Maclean
Lisa : Dad, whatâs a Muppet?
Homer: Well, itâs not quite a mop and itâs not quite a puppet.
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| docdwarf@panix.com 2004-04-12, 3:30 pm |
| In article <XtJaopAh+teAFwaS@ld50macca.demon.co.uk>,
Alistair Maclean <alistair@ld50macca.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In message <c54b7s$ouk$1@panix5.panix.com>, docdwarf@panix.com writes
>
>I have a dissection kit which I am willing to loan out to anyone who
>wants to do a DIY vasectomy.
Perhaps Mr Avins might be interested.
DD
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| berlutte@sympatico.ca 2004-04-12, 9:30 pm |
| Early trollin', Yer Grandee?
On 12 Apr 2004 14:32:49 -0400, docdwarf@panix.com wrote:
>Perhaps Mr Avins might be interested.
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| Jerry Avins 2004-04-12, 11:30 pm |
| docdwarf@panix.com wrote:
> In article <XtJaopAh+teAFwaS@ld50macca.demon.co.uk>,
> Alistair Maclean <alistair@ld50macca.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>
> Perhaps Mr Avins might be interested.
>
> DD
What makes you think so? As a matter of fact, mine was professionally
done nearly 40 years ago.
Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
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| Don Groves 2004-04-12, 11:30 pm |
| On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 22:14:12 -0400, Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
> docdwarf@panix.com wrote:
>
>
> What makes you think so? As a matter of fact, mine was professionally
> done nearly 40 years ago.
So all these years you've been going Forth but not multiplying.
<sorry - my fingers typed it and hit enter before I could stop them>
--
dg
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| Richard Maine 2004-04-12, 11:30 pm |
| Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> writes:
> docdwarf@panix.com wrote:
>
> What makes you think so? As a matter of fact, mine was professionally
> done nearly 40 years ago.
I think docdwarf has  you with the OP (Frank G.),
perhaps based on your prior quotation explaining what the
OP's site was about.
Anyway, that's the only explanation I can come up with.
--
Richard Maine
email: my last name at domain
domain: sumertriangle dot net
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| Joe Zitzelberger 2004-04-13, 12:30 am |
| In article <opr6dixphk2i99y2@news.web-ster.com>,
Don Groves <(. (@ dgroves ccwebster) net))> wrote:
> On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 22:14:12 -0400, Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
>
>
> So all these years you've been going Forth but not multiplying.
>
> <sorry - my fingers typed it and hit enter before I could stop them>
> --
> dg
Some forth interpreters might implement a multiply via repetitive adds.
I'm sure there might be a joke there, but I'm not going to touch it...
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| docdwarf@panix.com 2004-04-13, 8:30 am |
| In article <407b4cfb$0$27678$61fed72c@news.rcn.com>,
Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
>docdwarf@panix.com wrote:
>
>
>What makes you think so? As a matter of fact, mine was professionally
>done nearly 40 years ago.
Well, anything's worth doing's worth doing again, no? Actually, Mr Avins,
my error and apologies; I mistakenly conflated your explanation of the
website to the original poster's announcement thereof.
DD
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| Jerry Avins 2004-04-13, 10:30 am |
| Don Groves wrote:
>
> So all these years you've been going Forth but not multiplying.
>
> <sorry - my fingers typed it and hit enter before I could stop them>
> --
> dg
Of course, you can understand why I do side calculations with chalk on
slate. "And the Lord said, 'Go Forth and multiply in the face of the
earth.'"
Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
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| Jerry Avins 2004-04-13, 1:30 pm |
| Don Groves wrote:
>
> So all these years you've been going Forth but not multiplying.
>
> <sorry - my fingers typed it and hit enter before I could stop them>
> --
> dg
Of course, you can understand why I do side calculations with chalk on
slate. "And the Lord said, 'Go Forth and multiply on the face of the
earth.'"
Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
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| Jerry Avins 2004-04-13, 1:30 pm |
| Gnarlodious wrote:
> Entity Jerry Avins spoke thus:
>
>
>
>
> I thought art was the art of making what you want from things you can get
> and engineering was the art of making what you want from things you can
> make.
>
> Hmmm...
>
> -- Gnarlie
> http://www.PowerMops.com/
> PowerMops: Forth Programming Language for Macintosh
I presume you make the things you can make from things you can get.
I don't understand making the things I want to be a one-step process.
Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
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| Jerry Avins 2004-04-13, 1:30 pm |
| docdwarf@panix.com wrote:
> In article <407b4cfb$0$27678$61fed72c@news.rcn.com>,
> Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
>
>
>
> Well, anything's worth doing's worth doing again, no? Actually, Mr Avins,
> my error and apologies; I mistakenly conflated your explanation of the
> website to the original poster's announcement thereof.
>
> DD
That's OK.
Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
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| docdwarf@panix.com 2004-04-13, 2:30 pm |
| In article <407c18ee$0$2750$61fed72c@news.rcn.com>,
Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
>docdwarf@panix.com wrote:
>
[snip]
[color=darkred]
>
>That's OK.
Most gracious of you.
DD
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