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Re: [PHP-DB] Accessing Oracle

Stut

2007-03-21, 6:58 pm

Robert Hicks wrote:
> I have been away from PHP for a while and was wondering what is the
> preferred method of accessing Oracle?

With modesty and respect, walk slowly towards it bowing your head at all
times and being careful not to relieve yourself all over the floor.

Alternatively Zend have an offering in this area:
http://www.zend.com/products/zend_c...core_for_oracle

-Stut

Robert Hicks

2007-03-21, 6:58 pm

Stut wrote:
> Robert Hicks wrote:
>
> With modesty and respect, walk slowly towards it bowing your head at all
> times and being careful not to relieve yourself all over the floor.
>
> Alternatively Zend have an offering in this area:
> http://www.zend.com/products/zend_c...core_for_oracle
>
> -Stut

I am laughing hysterically at this! You sir have a sense of humor!

Robert

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