A Politically Correct Holiday Greeeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice,
but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.

And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution to our diverse
society has helped make this country great (not to imply that USA is
necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran status or
sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party
beneficiaries).

These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be
considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances,
nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group,
individual or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is
used herein without reference to its etymology.

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab
initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or
for no reason.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to
the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the
transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee
harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer.

This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action
or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee
her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may
arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is
offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing
self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2004, however mendacious,
which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my
extended family.

Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes.

<author unknown>

LOL
Best WiSHes and merry (politically correct) Christmas Michael.

Regards,

Jean - JMST
Belgium (... necessarily less than any other country ...)

"Michael Harris (MVP)" <mikhar at mvps dot org> a écrit dans le message de news: eZ98QOg6EH
A.2180@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an envi
ronmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
> correct, non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the wint
er solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
> traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, as well as the secu
lar practices of your choice, but with full respect for
> the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their ch
oice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
> all.
>
> And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally f
ulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
> the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without du
e respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures
> whose contribution to our diverse society has helped make this country gre
at (not to imply that USA is necessarily greater than
> any other country, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, phys
ical ability, religious faith, veteran status or sexual
> orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party beneficiaries).
>
> These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a per
iod of approximately one year, or until the issuance of
> a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
>
> Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be consi
dered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or
> observances, nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious c
ommunity group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
> In particular, the word "holiday" is used herein without reference to its 
etymology.
>
> Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This gree
ting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is
> revocable ab initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for 
any reason or for no reason.
>
> This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration 
to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at
> the risk of the transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to
 hold the wishee harmless from any and all adverse
> consequences resulting from such transfer.
>
> This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action
 or fail to take any action to implement any of the
> wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the con
sequences which may arise from the implementation or
> non-implementation of same.
>
> This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is off
ered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or
> embarrassing self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2004, howev
er mendacious, which may or may not have been purveyed
> by myself or any member of my extended family.
>
> Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes.
>
> <author unknown>
>
>

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"Michael Harris (MVP)" <mikhar at mvps dot org> wrote in message
news:eZ98QOg6EHA.2180@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
> non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
> persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your
choice,
> but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
> traditions at all.
>
> And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally
> fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
> generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the
> calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution to our diverse
> society has helped make this country great (not to imply that USA is
> necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the
race,
> creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran status or
> sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party
> beneficiaries).
>
> These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
> period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
> holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
>
> Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be
> considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances,
> nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community
group,
> individual or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday"
is
> used herein without reference to its etymology.
>
> Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab
> initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or
> for no reason.
>
> This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration
to
> the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the
> transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee
> harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such
transfer.
>
> This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action
> or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee
> her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may
> arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.
>
> This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is
> offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing
> self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2004, however
mendacious,
> which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my
> extended family.
>
> Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes.
>
> <author unknown>
>
>

That is a great list.  I think I'll post it on my website. :)  I've seen it 
before and it is great each and every year.






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